A copy of floppy

An AST computer user was asked to send a copy of his defected floppy disks. A few days later, an AST technician received a letter from the user along with photocopies of the floppies.

Press any key to continue...

Compaq is considering changing the prompt "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because there are many complains about the location of the Any key.

What's the door?

A customer had troubles on using a floppy disk which was suspected to be out of order. He called Dell and a technician told him to put the diskette back in the floppy drive and close the door to try again. The technician was asked to hold on, and heard putting the telephone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door of his room.